Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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