Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sorry about my life...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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