I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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