Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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