After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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