don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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