i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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