That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I need water and some morals
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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