it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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