I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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