of course. lets lasso hookers.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
its liver damage thursday
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