11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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