NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special