jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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