Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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