No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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