if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just googled if crying burns calories
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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