Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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