Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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