her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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