god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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