Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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