Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
do herpes really smell.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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