There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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