Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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