is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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