I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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