It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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