I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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