Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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