4 words: hood of his car
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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