I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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