my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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