Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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