we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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