i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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