We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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