Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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