My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize