the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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