If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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