How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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