what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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