Porn is love you can see.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm like, not good at living.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
