I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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