can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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