I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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