i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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