I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize