I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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