I'm really into asian looking animals
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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