It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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