Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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