Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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