I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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